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type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> <div class="entry-content"> <p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-108" title="matrimonio000" src="http://www.gallomania.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/matrimonio000.jpg" alt="matrimonio000" width="318" height="409" /><strong>Barza n°1 -</strong> Marito e moglie prima notte di nozze vogliono fare un bambino ma non sanno come si fa.. allora chiamano il dottore il quale le dice : dovete unire i vostri punti più sensibili.. ah ok dice il marito. Amo’ qual’è il tuo punto sensibile ? Lei : il sedere.. e il tuo ? Lui : l’orecchio.. così’ iniziano.. lei mette il suo sedere sull’orecchio del marito ma..ad un tratto.. molla una gran scoreggia e il marito… amoreeee ce l’abbiamo fatta sento che il bimbo sta arrivando con il motorino..</p> <p><strong>Barza n°2 -</strong> Marito e moglie festeggiano il 50° del matrimonio.. sono a letto e tra uno champagnino e l’atlro lei abbraccia ed acarezza lui teneramente.. presi dalla passione il marito grida alla moglie.. amo’ passami la dentiera sul comodino che ho voglia di morderti tutta <a href="http://www.gallomania.it/barze-marito-moglie/" class="more-link">Read More…</a></p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> <footer class="entry-meta"> <span class="post-comment-link"><a href="http://www.gallomania.it/barze-marito-moglie/#respond" title="Commenti a Barze Marito & Moglie">0 Responses</a></span> <span class="post-tags"><a href="http://www.gallomania.it/tag/barza/" rel="tag">barza</a>, <a href="http://www.gallomania.it/tag/barzellette/" rel="tag">Barzellette</a>, <a href="http://www.gallomania.it/tag/divertente/" rel="tag">divertente</a>, <a href="http://www.gallomania.it/tag/marito/" rel="tag">marito</a>, <a href="http://www.gallomania.it/tag/moglie/" rel="tag">moglie</a></span> <span class="post-permalink"><a href="http://www.gallomania.it/barze-marito-moglie/" title="Permalink to Barze Ma